Threetard

The useless person who sits in seat three in a eight for rowing.

What does threetard even do?
Nothing, they're just the extra body to make eight.

by Rowing August 28, 2012

Threatening aura

A place, person or object that makes you feel like you're in danger just by looking at it, sometimes characterized by unsanitary condition. It maybe a dirty toilet with a scary bugs bunny back seat, or maybe it's a gaming setup completely littered and covered with redbull cans and cigarette butts; no matter what it is, you can actually feel the bad juju just by looking at the picture.

"Yo check out this toilet look how disgusting it is."
"It doesn't even have a seat it's just an orange cone..."
"Definitely gives off a threatening aura doesn't it?"

by swipesomething January 6, 2021

threatportunity

an event that presents itself as a threat but also as an opportunity.

The company's server was hacked by ransomware, but the coders recognized the threatportunity, and they could earn some money helping the client get rid of the software virus.

by Doctor Geo Zee June 4, 2019

threat level midnight

A term coined from a movie made up by Michael Scott in "The Office". First appeared in the episode "The Client" in season two, and has since been referenced many times by the show and its many blogs and fansites. The movie is an action/thriller which follows Agent Michael Scarn through his many adventures. Characters also include Catherine Zeta Jones and Samuel L.Chang.

M: We are at threat level midnight people, Jan wants to get back together with me.

by Sue Pirnova May 15, 2008

Blind Threat

A threat you can't prove exists, unsure it even exists, or know it doesn't exist but still use it anyhow.

If you disobey me and go out in the woods at night the Chupacabra will get you and eat you. (Chupacabra is the Blind Threat)

If you don't do what Zeus commands he'll hit you with a lightning bolt and send you to Hades! (Hades and Zeus hitting you with a lightning bolt are both Blind Threats)

by jxaxmxixn August 7, 2012

school threat

a Eugene who gets bullied and teased at school so they desperately craves attention they also get abused at home and they let out all their anger at school. so then they go to school and reach into their bags and start shooting. they are usually caught once their so called "friend" snitches on them because the school threat texted them saying "you seem nice, don't come to school tomorrow".

Friend: hey i got a text from Eugene saying to not come to school tomorrow.
Friend's Pal: woah man maybe you should talk to a teacher about that. He might be a school threat bc he is edgy and has dyed hair in dark clothes.

by school threat May 11, 2020

whiskey throttle

The real whiskey throttle is when you give to much throttle and you start to slip off the back of the bike/4 wheeler and your hand just pulls the throttle more and you go out of control!

Yea i bet you $100 that Jessica is gonna go all out whiskey throttle!

by Scream.X October 11, 2011