Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.

"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"

by adamandfiona January 24, 2010

tooting your own dick

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.

Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

toting

bringing, taking, taking with yu.

old fashioned hazing has escaled to instances of extortion , emotional terorism, and kids toting guns to school

by Ange January 6, 2005

Thotina

A girl who will bust down for any type of dik at any given time. She steals people’ Boyfriend she’s a thot

“Keisha is a thotina”

by Brainiac300 April 14, 2019

Thating

When two people aren’t dating but they have a thing but they act like there dating

Friend 1: Oh hey are they dating, Friend 2: No it seems like it but there thating not dating

by Kris5825 November 9, 2018

Toting/Tote

'Tote' is a common Slang used by teenagers in Nation of Trinidad and Tobago. 1)'Tote' means when some one is heartbroken or sad and making ithat feeling bring them down (Depression). 2) 'Tote' also means when someone gets or feels offended and they take it to heart. 3) 'Tote' Basically means (Butthurt).

Jason is Toting/Tote since he heard that his girlfriend was cheating on him.

He was Toting/Tote after jack told him he was dumb and useless.

by BL4DED4NC3R December 2, 2018

thotting

Whoring around, advertising booty or dressing suggestively on social media or otherwise engaging in THOT behavior

She's thotting on instagram again

by cuckslayer2017 February 20, 2018