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thorngasm

1. when something is so thorny (aka awkward) that it is pleasantly entertaining (usually for a third party)

2. when someone is so overwhelmingly thorned that he or she breaks out in nervous, sometimes uncontrollable laughter
1. The character "Murray" on Flight of the Conchords provides plenty of thorngasms.

Guy: "My girlfriend farted in the car on the way home and I pretended like I didn't hear, but we could both smell it."
Friend: "HAHAHA that's a thorngasm."

2. The doctor asked me if I was sexually active in front of my mom and I had to answer yes. He then proceeded to ask me all storts of questions about my sex life. My mom just stared at me in disbelief the whole time. I almost had a thorngasm.
by LushissLushpants August 1, 2009
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Helle Thorning

A Helle Thorning:

Dave: Any ONE of these SIX FUCKING CARDS and I would have won! UnbeFUCKINGlievable! You are terrible! You should have lost! Fucking cards! FUCK YOU!"

- From Rage Quit
by Kimovitzh October 4, 2011
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thorngirl

A word to refer to a gnc (gender non-conforming) girl. AKA a girl who dresses masculine.

Being a thorngirl has no bearing on gender identity or sexuality. A thorngirl can be straight, lesbian, bi, pan, abro, ace, and can be demigirl, girflux, a trans woman, whatever!
My friend, Kiley, is a thorngirl. It just means she dresses masculine. Oh, and her boyfriend is a roseboy!
by kozacorrrrrrr October 14, 2020
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Thorin

A man who is smart, quiet and usually keeps to himself. He has brown hair, brown to green eyes and of asian- american descent. He usually loves euro- beat and hard bass. He is tall and usually will try to fight his father who might be named Thane. He can cook, fix and pull off powerful movements in history.
Thorin stepped inside the room and went to sleep after a hard day at work.
by Thomas Bridger January 11, 2018
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Thoting

This word is mostly aimed at girls,but it can be used towards men.(i will explain with girls).
It's when a girl is not a so called "Thot",meaning "Whore".But she is either posting pictures on social media of her body(in a sexual manner),or wearing clothes that show a little too much in public.
Hey bro,that girl is thoting.

Look at this picture of her!Yo she thoting.
by AnimeLover(lul) February 6, 2018
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Toring

The act of a male giving a deep tissue massage to another male un-expectingly. The male giving the massage then asks how the other male's day is going, small talk, etc. The massaged male then utters a series of grunts and moans.
Dude, look at Ed toring Richard. What a big gay!
by rabbitpuncher April 8, 2011
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Thorin

Leader of the company of Dwarves, in J.R.R Tolkien's book 'The Hobbit'. The rightful king under the mountain, Thorin Oakenshield with his group of 12 Dwarves, the Hobbit Bilbo Baggins and the wizard Gandalf (the gray), journey to the Loney Mountain to once again reclaim Erebor from (the dragon) Smaug the golden.
Thorin Oakenshield is my favorite character in The Hobbit! Everything about him screams DWARF KING!!!!
by Kuma Naru January 15, 2013
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