Triscuit

Someone who specifically gives blumpkins.

A female or gay man that performs oral sex on a man while he is defecating.

"Dude, your sister is such a Triscuit."

"Haha good one man."
"No, for real, she gave Steve, Ryan, and John blumpkins last night."

by Triscuit_Lover October 9, 2010

Triscuit

A triscuit is someone who “acts white” while they are another race.

Bianca looks like a triscuit with her uggs.

by Trisc April 23, 2018

dick triscuit

When your dog is misbehaving, you yell "it's a dick triscuit over here" and promptly place your balls on your dogs eyes. You must quickly remove the testes before the dog notices.

Ben: Your dogs bein' a bitch.
Nick: It's a dick triscuit over here.
Josh: Now you see me, now you don't.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Triscuit Pumper

When your girls snack'in and starts pump'n the box of Triscuits between her legs.

Julie's such a Triscuit Pumper. After burning a bowl she got the munchies and starting humping the box.

by PumpMonkey July 29, 2011

risk it for the triscuit

Engaging in dangerous acts for the soul reason of consuming a salty, wheat-based cracker. Also slang for taking extreme risks for little reward.

Running in front of an oncoming freight train just to get a quarter on the other side of the tracks. "Dude, there's a train coming what are you doing?" Response: "I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit!"

Also, "They're out of Cheez-its! I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit."

by Ghetto Wordsmith June 14, 2014

Triscuits

new and exciting ghetto term that is the equivalent of other terms such as "true dat" or "trillz"

originated by Ourlow and Sayurah

"did you see that fight today? shit was intense!"

"yeah, triscuits!"

by "Mr. K" November 3, 2009

Triscuit

One more than a biscuit.

I do say, my good man. That was triscuit... tris-cuit

by The White Hat April 12, 2003