Verb - 1. Imagining something so exciting you achieve orgasm. 2. Fantasizing about something when no other stimuli is available an attempt to achieve orgasm.
I was so bored, I started thinkwanking about what I was going to do to my girl after work.
Did you see the girl by the tulips, I'm totally thinkwanking about her right now.
Did you see the girl by the tulips, I'm totally thinkwanking about her right now.
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A really shitty laptop produced in the 1990's. Usually only compatible with DOS and Internet Explorer 5, some people miraculously still use it today.
In general, its the definition of a shitty computer.
In general, its the definition of a shitty computer.
Guy 1: Man my computer is a piece of shit, takes 10 minutes to open my email.
Guy 2: Can't be as bad as an IBM Thinkpad
Guy 1: True that
Guy 2: Can't be as bad as an IBM Thinkpad
Guy 1: True that
by This is not my real name >.> March 13, 2011
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Principle:What laptops should we get all the students?
Assistant:just get them that thinkpad thingie.
principle:yeah,we could use the rest if the money on my home loan.
Assistant:Okay, will order them now.
Assistant:just get them that thinkpad thingie.
principle:yeah,we could use the rest if the money on my home loan.
Assistant:Okay, will order them now.
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Get the ThinkPad mug.Looking at it from the lower end of ThinkPads, the most gigantic shit excuse for a computer you can currently find on the 1st world market. The computer will blue screen on you eventually, structurally this thing is as reliable as a 2,000 foot cardboard tower. the main cause of my blue screen was a cracked hard drive when i dropped it 4 feet because of the searing pain you get after it powers up, however, on a positive side, if you lay down with it on you will become immune to BSDM wax torture. Also, think you can listen to music? think again, the sound system has such issue buffering the music it will freeze and become so choppy you can't even stand it. I would STRONGLY recommend spending your money on either a higher end ThinkPad or switching over to another brand.
I wrote this rant on my ThinkPad, the browser stopped responding 10 times while i was writting it, and odds are will crash in a few seconds if i dont speed up writing this.
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