threfty

A rich smelling fart that engulfs the air around it and sucks all oxygen out of it. Upon entering your nostrils the smell is so pungent it causes a gag reflex to begin, but the lack of oxygen throttles the gag and provokes an involuntary cough, forcing you to breathe in more of said fart.

Be warned; the bigger the threfty fart the more likely you’ll need oxygen therapy and counselling.

by FATFFAT17 December 20, 2021

Thiefting

Shoplifting from thrift stores. A portmanteau of "Thieving" and "Thrifting"

Badwill Thrift overprices their clothes, so I went thiefting and just put them on in the dressing room and walked out.

by Juju Banton November 15, 2022