these testicles

1) the white man's version of "deeez nuuuts"

White man: "Hello, fellow! Did another jolly fellow call you yesterday?"

Black man: Who?

White man: "These testicles, sir! Ha! I have tricked you."

Black man: "Nigga, 'imma fuckin kill you"

by Johnathon Stamos January 17, 2009

these biscuits

Popeyes bless your soul with these biscuits

popeyes bless yo soul with these biscuits aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhh

by robzerger February 27, 2017

these ones

A redundant way for uneducated people to say "these."

Your friend: "Do you like these ones?"
You: "Yeah, _these_ are nice."

by jcwla January 10, 2008

these sleeping dogs won't lie

"These sleeping dogs won't lie, as opposed to "let sleeping dogs lie" meaning:

1.To avoid starting old conflicts
2.Not to disturb a situation as it is

So "These Sleeping Dogs won't lie" means:

1.Some kind of conflict continues and "rears it ugly head"

Example: These sleeping dogs won't lie can be said about:

1.An issue that is still unsettled
2.Conflict between countries etc.

by sarah0892 May 4, 2006

These hoes aint loyal

When a girl (bitch) aint loyal to her man cause he aint as rich or loyal as the other guy

Girl: Ughh babe get me a glass Im thirsty

Guy 1: Um wait for sec (searches wallet)
Girl: I Gotta leave

Guy 2: (Makes it rain)
Girl:Oh myyyyy so much

Guy 1: wait I found my wallet
Girl: sorry I already found mines

"These hoes aint loyal"

by Jed_master June 3, 2014

These hoes

Females that do shit that make you question their existence

Quan: Yo, did you see Car Keysha grinding up on Mr. Evans
Me: Wtf is wrong with these hoes

by Blackie June 14, 2016

These hoes ain't loyal

A term used (often by rappers) referencing how promiscuous or "easy" girls never stay loyal to one man. They often swap one guy for another, viewing the new guy as superior in some way (bigger d, more money, better body, etc). Eventually this man too gets replaced for another (she seeks endless variety), rinse and repeat. It's a never ending cycle - until she either settles down and gets married to a provider (less likely) or grows into a bitter old lonely woman (more likely).

Friend 1: "I was banging this tinder date for a few weeks and then she just straight up ghosted me bro. I don't know what I even did wrong - we got along pretty well and the sex was great."
Friend 2: "There is only one type of girl on tinder bro. She obviously matched with a new stud and you've been replaced. Many such cases. Gotta remember: these hoes ain't loyal."

by badlookingwinner November 21, 2021