1) “Then he put his hands in my pants, felt them thick lips, and got wood” - Nicki Minaj
2) Pass the wood.
2) Pass the wood.
by 1277430927 January 07, 2019
Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.
by Devil November 29, 2003
Lost or confused. Unable to see the forest for the trees. Given that golfers try to avoid the wooded parts of a golf course, this adds irony to the phrase when used in reference to Tiger Woods.
by Havan_IronOak May 20, 2011
A play where famous fairy tale characters wish for things, the wishes come true, and then they all die in various nasty ways.
by NastyHobbitses March 05, 2006
by dsksldhfklhdslkvhflskjyuoirte March 07, 2016
Something woodchucks would chuck an unknown amount of if given the ability and opportunity to chuck it.
How much WOOD would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck WOOD?
A woodchuck would chuck as much WOOD as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck WOOD.
A woodchuck would chuck as much WOOD as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck WOOD.
by ssbbKid88 December 21, 2018