You're giving me the Vapors

This phrase has two meanings:
1) you're getting me hot (to the point of perspiration)
2) you're creeping me out hard core

Damn Annika, will you take a look at that fine piece of meat over there? He is certifiably giving me the vapors!!

Did you see how that guy just looked at me and wet his lips? He just gave me the vapors. Let's get out of here.

What you just said right there was hot, and in fact, you're giving me the vapors!

Maybe later you can taste my vapors.

by SuzyBuzy July 22, 2007

Catch, or Caught the vapors

It means, to swoon or faint. From when ladies wore corsets and would faint all the time, it was said they "caught the vapors", maybe from the night air.

"Catch, or Caught the vapors."

Bring the fainting couch Alfred, Bessie "Caught the Vapors" again! If he proposes, I will "catch the vapors", tout suit.

by steampunk-addie June 16, 2011

catch the vapors

A quaint euphemism for flatulence

I say, I certainly do love this broccoli salad but I fear I shall catch the vapors.

by DonnyO December 15, 2013

catch the vapors

to get smoked or schooled by someone.

You gonna be catching the vapors in your riced-out piece of shit while I smoke you in my Mazda RX7.

by Nick D May 28, 2003

caught the vapours

Suddenly becoming infatuated with Someone because of their recent wealth.

she seems to have caught the vapours of joe millionaire

by Shaneo October 17, 2003

vapor in the frozen haystack

1. the essence of living life passing the least amount of friction possible

2. acknowledging one's longing for an unrequited love

"he seems really quiet/mysterious, whats up with that guy?"

"well hes a vapor in the frozen haystack if you ask me"

"i miss my girl, i might just stay at home thinking about her like a vapor in the frozen haystack"

by perockups August 15, 2009