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The Ghetto Strip 

A nine mile long strip from Tilton, Illinois to Georgetown, Illinois. Several video poker gaming parlors have opened up in an already financially depressed area. Along with a few massage parlors, video poker signs and LED lights everywhere give off a trashy vibe to make you feel like you're in the ghetto of Las Vegas.
Hey Brad, I just got my SSI check! Do you want to go hit the machines and strike it rich?

Hell yeah! Let's go to The Ghetto Strip! The buy here, pay here lot can get my car payment next week!
The Ghetto Strip by Gummy bear sex January 13, 2018

the landing strip 

A rectangular strip of pubic hair typically extending from the top of the pussy toward the navel. Widths may vary, as a micro or thin landing strip is typically 1/4" to a 1/2" wide, whereas a wide landing strip may be as much as 2" wide, often coinciding with the width of the thigh gap. The sides are always trimmed off straight and the hair length is keep short but not shaved. A man whose specialty is getting his woman up onto the Big O Plateau quickly and has the stamina for hours long subsequent Australian kissing, is typically picky about having a well-manicured landing strip. It is called a landing strip by men and aussie plateauers because it is indicative of the aussie kissers tongue coming in for a landing, much like an airplane touching down on the tarmac.
Since my new girlfriend enjoys australian kissing so much, I bought a nice new bikini line trimmer to help trim her bush down to be more like the landing strip which was much nicer, neater, and more presentable, so I could get her up onto the big O plateau quickly without getting loose hairs in my mouth.
the landing strip by TallandThick November 11, 2013

The Sneaky Strip

The Sneaky Strip.

The winner is the first player to be naked, or closest to it without anyone realising. Players must take one piece of clothing off at a time not including jewellery.

If a player is caught;
The first time a player is caught, they must put on all removed items of clothing and being again.

The second time a player is caught, they must put on all removed items of clothing and are banned from stripping for the next hour.

The third time a player is caught, they must put on all removed items of clothing and are banned from playing for the remainder of time spent with friends. Unless time passes midnight, in which case, they may participate again.
Lisa: "You guys up for some The Sneaky Strip game?"
Caitie: "Yeah man, let's do it!"
*many moments later*
Aleks: "LIVVIE PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!"
Livvie: "Aww, no more stripping for me tonight"

The Power Strip 

The Power Strip is a power strip covered in semen; it is in this condition because its "relieving to not have to clean up." unfortunately this usually also means that the wall/floor around The Power Strip is also covered...
Man 1: What is this....
Man 2: It's "The Power Strip"
Man 1: Why does this exist?
Man 2: I was too busy to grab a napkin, lets leave it at that.
The Power Strip by Jake m4n January 17, 2021

lick the bacon strip 

To perform oral sex on your gals fajita
ummmmmm come over here lou, that bacon your sizzling looks mighty juicy, i might have to cum and give it a good licken!!!!!

Wooooooooohh thats some juicy bacon hunny!

strip the flesh, salt the wounds 

When you are going to fuck someone up, regardless of what happens to you.
Friend 1 - "Dude stole my car, but he seems pretty big."
Friend 2 - "STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUNDS!!"