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cleaning out the stove pipe 

the period after a heated fight that results in angry flatulence
Last night after my girlfriend broke up with me I attempted to batter her with malicious words, but abrubtly began cleaning out the stove pipe which stench from the chinese dinner I enjoyed earlier with an asian prostitute, forcefully removed her.

"God damn you!" blblblblblblb!!!!
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The Sovereign Nation of Antarctica

A wonderful place where penguins sing and dance. It's very cold.
The Sovereign Nation of Antarctica is cold.

The Shover Robot 

He pushes bread down their throats. He is here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
He is inferior.
-The Pusher Robot
The Shover Robot by Mattersy April 24, 2004

Drop the shovel 

Derived from the cliché "digging yourself into a hole" (In a conversation; where someone keeps saying things which make their own situation more and more awkward). "Drop the shovel" may be said to the person digging themselves into the hole by another member of the conversation concerned for the person's welfare, indicating that they should stop talking to avoid making the situation any worse. Created by the only Matthew Jones in Cardiff.
Jake: And I said to my girl, "Shut it, fatty!" Ha. But she got the joke.
Tom: Ha! It's funny because she is a little bit chubby!
Jake: No...that's not why it's funny. My girl's not chubby.
Tom: Nah but she's got a bit more cellulite than most.
Jake: WHAT?
Tom: Ok, it's not just cellulite I know. She must have an eating disorder righ-
Matt: DUDE. Drop the shovel.
Drop the shovel by scribbull January 25, 2008

[The Stover] 

A sexual move preformed with your hand. Similar to the shocker and the stunner. Looks as if you are doing the Vulcan salute like Spock from the hit TV series Star Trek.
She screamed with pleasure when I used The Stover
[The Stover] by sniffthatshit86 December 2, 2014

The Slovenian Sphinx 

The Slovenian Sphinx was the most linguistic First Lady in US history and was the first to appear in an adult publication.
The Slovenian Sphinx by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020

Get The Shovel 

Expression of disbelief when the circumstance indicates that someone is bullshitting.
"I'm the smartest person at my work."

"Bullshit!"

"No, really"

"Get the shovel, it's getting deep in here."
Get The Shovel by jpbarri March 7, 2012