jonny stead

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. also a footballer
I couldn't sit down for a week my jonny stead was playing up
by shaun ey February 18, 2010
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Stead (vt)

1)To spend an entire day at work doing absolutely bugger all other than circulating funny emails

2)To have the capacity to sleep with ones eyes open, thereby giving the illusion of diligent effort, having been up all night playing pokerand imbibing cheap merlot.
1)I think I'll Stead today

2) I'm having a steady sort of day today. Got any nurofen?
by Guess who November 28, 2003
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Stead-Pollard Rating

This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!

1. Face

2. Smile

3. Tits

4. Arse

5. Legs

6. Personality

7. Intelligent

8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)

9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)

10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)
Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"

Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"

Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"

Face = 1

Smile = 0.5

Tits = 1

Arse = 0

Legs = 0.5

Personality = 1

Intelligent = 0.5

Slutiness Scale = 1

Drinking Ability = 0.5

An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5

Total = 6.5

Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"
by Anonymous Co. October 26, 2011
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Callum Stead

A very gorgeous man who’s gonna marry a princess with his amazing charms. He proper nice and has a 10 inch cock
by Callum Stead November 22, 2021
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stand her in good stead

to be useful to someone(her/him) in the future
she is a very pretty lady. When I saw her licking ice cream, i knew it would stand her in good stead. Because after I would have hired her, i would download facebook and let her suckerberg me. Due to the fact, if she weren't willing to do it, I would zuckerberg her
by flobil November 15, 2023
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Rhys stead

A word used to describe a gorgeous lad who is hench
by Lukewatsonlikes69 September 01, 2021
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Tristan stead

"wow did u see that guy"
"he must be a Tristan stead "
by bikkie21 October 25, 2023
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