the sledding shrek

When you put massive amounts of food dye down your penis, and then jizz the green dye and your green jizz all over her. The sled part comes into play when you go outside in the middle of winter, and lay the woman stomach down. tie her arms and legs into a bundle over her back. You then start to penetrate her, and find a way to mount yourself on top of her. you then propel your green, naked woman sled down a steep hill, and make sure there is a lubed up ramp at the end of the hill, when you go flying in the air, dismount from your green sled and jizz all over your snow covered woman sled.

Dan : What did you do last night?
John : me and Kate performed "the sledding shrek".

by Shrek slayer August 20, 2017

The Sledge

Don't search The Sledge, there is nothing to find. Go away.

Jimmy: Hey, did you hear about The Sledge?
Kai: No
Fin: No
Clancy: No
The Sledge: No

by "The Sledge" May 19, 2022

Swing the Sledge Hammer

to masturbate, usually until orgasm

Man, I really needed to swing the sledge hammer after I saw Sara today!

by >>>Hurricane Andrew<<< November 9, 2008

the sledge

Also know as "the sledge", it is when you are having oral sex and the moment before you cum you pull out blow your load in the recivers face and punch them in the noes and scream "BITCH YOU'VE JUST BEEN SLEDGED!!"

bazokajoe: yeah man I was with some chick this weekend and guess what?
Dowford: what?
Bazokajoe: I gave her the sledge!!
Dowford: dude.... your a beast

by fernflakes March 6, 2009

licking the sledgehammer

A 2013 version of "jumping the shark". A reference to Miley Cyrus' video "Wrecking Ball" in which she licks a sledgehammer. That is the point where her career trajectory topped out.

Friend 1: I loved that bar. Just wished they had not changed their menu so much. The old food was way better.
Friend 2: Completely understand. They thought they were being daring and would get a new crowd. They really were just licking the sledgehammer with that idea.

by xtremerange October 9, 2013

The sledgehammer

A method of contraception that involves sledgehammering a girl in the ovaries.

After sex I always pop down to the shed and grab the sledgehammer and go to town as a form of contraception

by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020

The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.

"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008