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taming of the shrub

A sexual act in which neither partner may wash their pubic hair (the shrub), for at least one month. then the involved parties must lick their respective partners "shrub". in the final act of taming the shrub each partner must pluck out his or her lovers unwashed pubic hair with a pair of tweezers that they use regularly. extremely pleasureful if done right.
after they taming of the shrub together , they had no problem getting knocked up even thought the woman was 80.
by shrub boy October 1, 2010
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Pappy the Shrub

Po' ole Pappy t' shrub.
by Face February 14, 2005
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POUNDED THE SHRUB

Same as beating up the pussy.
Betty came over last night and I pounded the shrub.
by Huge G. Minga October 26, 2007
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chub in the scrub

In a hospital setting, it is when a male wearing scrubs is suddenly overwhelmed with an erection, largely due to a attractive female employee displaying her attributes on purpose or otherwise.
"Did you see that chick on 4 west?"

"Yeah! She's smokin', I got a chub in the scrub when she dropped her pen and bent over to pick it up!"
by Mark Lacy March 18, 2007
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scrub the shrubs

The act of scrubbing your pubic hair (may also include gooch and/or asshole hair) and area around your genitals more vigorously in the shower than you otherwise would, in anticipation for intercourse. This is done in a meticulous manner in order to rid the area of unpleasant odors or residue (ball sweat, asshole lint, swamp ass, gooch grime, anomalies in pubes etc.)
"Jenny's coming over later, I better scrub the shrubs extra hard today"
by balck caped boss December 2, 2011
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roger the shrubber

a main part in monty phthon and the holy grail as he is a shrubber.
(roger the shrubber)"are you saying ni to that old woman" .(king arthur)"uuummm,yes".(roger)"ooohhh what sad times are these when passing ruffeins can say ni at will to old ladies"
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Troubs in the shrubs

Any condition evident in the groin area that is considered unpleasant or otherwise "not ok."
I slept with Susan the other night and now I'm having troubs in the shrubs.
by Jumby January 1, 2009
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