Semen

Man goo released from the penis to create babies

Craig : Wow did you see Katie Alli & Kiersten are pregnant!
Chad : Well im glad it wasn't my Semen!
Jake : Hey Chad can I have a raise ive got a little problem?
Chad : Fuck no why don't you go sell your Semen big penis boy!
Jake : Yeah right ive got enough babies to take care of the way it is!
Amanda : Hey Jake I heard you have a big penis wanna squirt Semen in me tonight!
Jake : Sure why not what's another baby gonna hurt!
Craig : Wow that Jake can really produce the Semen!

by SlopNChop November 01, 2017

semenate

verb:
to orgasm.
the word is made up of the words semen and the end to masturbate.
together they make semenate

i can semenate all over your face.

by XabbazabbaX April 14, 2006

semen

Penis pudding

There is semen blasting out of my penis!

by the king November 19, 2003

semenate

another word for ejaculate. It's just funner to say.

this feels so good im about to semenate

by Fronkus M Burger May 08, 2018

semenated

synonym with cummed

"man that guy semenated all over her back!"

by j.o.t. June 25, 2008

Semen

Something you can shoot on ANYTHINg and make a baby

1. You are jacking off and you shoot a load and it hits your computer monitor...THERE YOU HAVE IT...computer monitor babies

2. You shoot blast your load onto the carpet...CARPET BABIES

by Kill3rki55 May 31, 2005

semen

scientific name for cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, etc. Actually the thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the cock when the male is suitably excited - but fluid and content are, unsurprisingly, often confused!

Tracy's ears would always prick up when she heard the word "semen", and her eyes gleamed whenever a man was as good as his word, and she had another chance to gulp down her favourite fast food.

by kofi May 12, 2003