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putzed

literay "to have dicked arround"
when you have time and nothing specific to accomplish, you occupy yourself with what is at hand. kind of like going to urbandictionary.com and adding your own definitions eg. ninja route
see putz and adhd
mother: "Son, you have been out side for nearly an hour, why is the lawn not mowed? what have you done with all that time?"
son: "aw shizzle ma, i done putzed for how long now?"
by halluciphile July 8, 2004
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A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.
Oh, don't be such a putz!
by Smokey May 13, 2005
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A putz is a numbnuts who hasn't a clue that s/he is so so so very dumb or clueless. A true putz is not only stupid or completely 'out of it', but s/he is also aggressive or combative about his/her totally inept decision-making.
Mike and Louise are such putzes. Wow, they just keep compounding their previous errors and dumb moves with even worse ones!
by Athelstan Spilhaus IV September 10, 2006
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Vulgar Yiddish slang for penis, i.e. "dick". Not to be used lightly or jokingly.
Shut up, putz!
by putzhead July 29, 2009
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Putz technically means fool or jerk. Vulgarly it means penis. In german it is Aufputz which means 'to clean'
He's a putz... ie... He's a jerk
He has/is a putz... ie... He has/is a penis
by Kaytee P April 8, 2003
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Used also to describe someone who is taking their time in a lazy manner. This is akin to saying that someone was lazy for an undefined period of time (see putzing, putzes, or putzed).
Joe was a putz with his computer.
Chuck putzes in his office.
Matt putzed on the golf course all day.
by Guler March 11, 2005
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This is the type of person to drink windex by the gallon an absolute retard you know who you are
There is a putz drinking windex beside me
by Shithead Jones April 14, 2021
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