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pork and beans

When you take a girl out on a fancy outing and get laid afterward (pork) but you didn't have to pay for it (beans).
Bro; "Dude, did you get any pork from Stacie after Benihana last night?"

Dude: "Hell yeah, bro. Plus, she put it all on her dad's Amex--I didn't have to pay a dime!"

Bro: "Dude, pork *AND* beans!"

Dude: "Pork and beans, brother. Pork and beans."
by maverick_survivalist July 25, 2012
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pork n' beans

one of the many areas in northwest miami you want to stay away from; a nickname for an area in the liberty city hood in miami, it got it's name because back in the day the doors of all of it's houses were painted an orange color resembling the color of pork and beans, other houses in the area had green and blue doors
person 1: yo did ya hear bout' da nigga dat got capped in tha pork n' beans, let's go check it out

person 2: na mang I aint going anywhere in northwest miami
by 305 mexican October 27, 2007
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pork and bean fart

A fart that smells like a BBQ meal
Greg ate at the barbecue and his farts smelled like pork and bean farts.
by Miami Todd September 19, 2013
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pork-n-beans

Bruises or marks left from rough sex/making out
Mandy what are all those bruises? Does your boyfriend beat you?!

Oh, no they're just pork-n-beans.
by Bewels October 9, 2008
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Pork 'n Beans

When a man rims a womans asshole until she shits lumpy diarrhea on his toungue
What did you do last night man?

I gave Jenna the pork 'n beans.

Thats nasty.
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Pork then beans

When an ugly girl who has been a victim of the gamepull a pig’, shits in the bed then quietly leaves...........
After winning a game of pull a pig, Richard also won ‘pork then beans’ when he awoke to find that he had been rolling around in the shit she left behind!
by Daviss March 10, 2018
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Pork and beans

A person that’s Fat and a big Sloppy person and is just over all FAT
Bruh that’s person is so fat they look like pork and beans
by Papa Ave May 11, 2022
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