pork and beans

When you take a girl out on a fancy outing and get laid afterward (pork) but you didn't have to pay for it (beans).

Bro; "Dude, did you get any pork from Stacie after Benihana last night?"

Dude: "Hell yeah, bro. Plus, she put it all on her dad's Amex--I didn't have to pay a dime!"

Bro: "Dude, pork *AND* beans!"

Dude: "Pork and beans, brother. Pork and beans."

by maverick_survivalist March 11, 2012

pork n' beans

one of the many areas in northwest miami you want to stay away from; a nickname for an area in the liberty city hood in miami, it got it's name because back in the day the doors of all of it's houses were painted an orange color resembling the color of pork and beans, other houses in the area had green and blue doors

person 1: yo did ya hear bout' da nigga dat got capped in tha pork n' beans, let's go check it out

person 2: na mang I aint going anywhere in northwest miami

by 305 mexican October 11, 2007

pork and bean fart

A fart that smells like a BBQ meal

Greg ate at the barbecue and his farts smelled like pork and bean farts.

by Miami Todd September 15, 2013

pork-n-beans

Bruises or marks left from rough sex/making out

Mandy what are all those bruises? Does your boyfriend beat you?!

Oh, no they're just pork-n-beans.

by Bewels August 16, 2008

Pork 'n Beans

When a man rims a womans asshole until she shits lumpy diarrhea on his toungue

What did you do last night man?

I gave Jenna the pork 'n beans.

Thats nasty.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 23, 2016

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 08, 2023

Pork and beans

A person that’s Fat and a big Sloppy person and is just over all FAT

Bruh that’s person is so fat they look like pork and beans

by Papa Ave May 11, 2022