The Sarah (Parker)

one who has a dynamite personality, "sparks" even, and an uncommon affinity for unicorns. bonds easily with those who like shiny things and share a childlike whimsy in life. commonly known to posess fiery red hair.

"hi i like shiny things, want to be besties!" the sarah (parker) would say yes, this is goodness.

by Jesus Christ April 12, 2005

The Peter parker

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.

Dude I did the Peter Parker on that girls face lastnight!

by Sweaty Petty March 14, 2023

the peter parker

the act of male masturbation while hanging from a rope tied to a large anal butt plug

dude last night i tried to do the peter parker and my ass is still sore, its a great workout though

by the shadow that speaks February 22, 2026

Parker the dude

A quirky guy who is very nice and weird. Most girls just want to be his friend. He is also that one guy who screams like a girl getting a new phone.

Person 1: Have you seen Parker?
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.

by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019

Battle of the Parkers

When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.

I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.

Yeah same.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023

and then the Packers won the Superbowl

A newer version of the phrase "and then I found ten dollars", incorporating the victory of the Green Bay Packers in Superbowl XLV.

This phrase adds excitement to a story when it obviously ends abruptly and with no point.

-"I was watching this really funny commercial the other day, I guess you had to be there..."

-"oh...cool"

-... and then the Packers won the Superbowl"

-"Aww really? Fucking sweet!"

by and by February 25, 2011

Venom The Packer

The most best packer on the platform called Discord.

He is very epic at packing and will violate anyone if that mf isn't tired.

If you claim he's your son, well you can't because he will troll you and bully you to death.

Also has big cock.

Newgen 1: Have you ever heard of Venom The Packer?

Newgen 2: Yeah I have heard of him, man I wanna be like him so bad.

Newgen 1: I know right!

Midgen 1: MAN VENOMK ENOM TO MY DICK!

Venom: WHATCHU SAY BITCH?? *violates him*

*midgen leaves VC and is now venoms seedling.*

by Venom (Aka big dick god) April 9, 2021