Guy1:Hey man I Pablo Escobared my girl last night
Guy2:I bet she looked like a Columbian drug lord
The Pablo Escobar
Guy2:I bet she looked like a Columbian drug lord
The Pablo Escobar
by The Pablo Escobar July 29, 2021

by BreadTaken August 24, 2020

Pablo Escobar was once the President of Colombia. He is greatly loved by his people and known for his endless crusade to modernize the infrastructure of his country. He was also greatly interested in new agricultural methods. He tricked many gringos into buying his stock, earning the country for up to 30 Billion USD. His name is a great rallying point for Colombian patriotism.
by TheAsianFatty October 20, 2018

by Daddy D COVERED WITH SURRUP October 17, 2017

When you fall asleep with traditional corded earbuds and wake up with the cord wrapped around your neck possibly causing choking and asphyxiation.
I wore my shitty iPhone earbuds to bed and woke up with that cord on my neck like Pablo Escobar’s Necktie.
by Pheecees December 10, 2022

It is when you are Titty fucking a chick and when you’re about to blow, you shove it up to her nostril and it shoots out the other side.
by Butrnips October 25, 2018
