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The Lynch Curse 

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.
Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right
The Lynch Curse by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023

The Zoe Lynch Experience 

Something or someone who radiates awesome on a regular basis.
Anything so awesome it will blow anyone's mind.
"Damn, that halloween party was totally the Zoe Lynch Experience."

"Ugh i feel so crappy i definitely need a dose of the ZLE."

The Marshawn Lynch

While engaging in intercourse with a female, the male turns the female onto her hands and knees to engage her from behind. Upon doing this he yells "BEAST MODE". After this time he continues to thrust vigorously until finishing. With a final, deep, goal-line penetrating thrust, he ejaculates deep in the end zone. At which time he pellets her with Skittles. The male then pulls out of her, relaxing his head into one hand, and whilst grabbing his crotch he falls onto the bed, pointing to the sky in grateful celebration of his 80-yard break out touch down.
"Hey bro. That new girl you're seeing , is she still a Broncos fan ? "

"Nah man, I did the Marshawn Lynch with her last night, she's a Hawks girl all the way now "

the jimmy lynch

Synonym: Quacker

1.)To walk with a fake limp to make people think your black, but instead of looking black you look like a duck.
If you see someone jimmy lynching make sure to quack at them.
the jimmy lynch by fpm12 March 25, 2003

The lunch combo 

When a girl is eating out your asshole and jerking you off (rusty trombone), and you squeeze out a fart right in her mouth intentionally.
Dude, last night this chick was eating out my ass and I gave her the lunch combo. I had some awful Chinese food, and she puked everywhere.
The lunch combo by Larry Templeton September 19, 2011

Kit the Lyncher 

A character from The Walking Dead comics who hangs minorities and protects the whites in a KKK group in the zombie apocalypse from Volume 17: Something To Fear
"See those those bodies in the trees?" "That is the work of Kit the Lyncher!"
Kit the Lyncher by DoctorrNick December 8, 2014