jump on the couch

Another way of professing your insane love for your girfriend who's 16 years younger than you

Tom Cruise recently jumped on Oprah's couch then Jay Leno's couch promoting his love for Katie Holmes

by Carlo Evidente July 1, 2005

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jump on the fridge

A term referring to being so satisfied and contented, that you think you could die happy right then.
Originates from the story of a cat who was so happy with life, that it jumped on top of the fridge and died in peace.

"Nice work passing you're driving test man, you must be stoked!?"
"Dude I'm so happy I could just jump on the fridge!"

"That was the best sex I've ever had, I could jump on the fridge right now!"

by Dave, G21... innit January 11, 2009

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Jump On The Bandwagon

A phrase commonly used when someone supports another place/thing for the sole reason that it is popular now, and not that they supported said thing before it spiked in popularity.

Person A: Look at this prick, last year he was all McLaren and now he's supporting Red Bull because Verstappen won!
Person B: Way to Jump On The Bandwagon, I bet $20 he switches teams if Mercedes win

by SubparPŒtis April 17, 2022

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jump on the grizzy

In this usage, grizzy is slang for grenade. It means to take one for the team, and jump on the grizzy (grenade). The grizzy is the ugly chick with a group of hotties.

Man, I had to take one for the team and jump on the grizzy last night. She was a generous 4 at best.

by tufosx September 19, 2013