Intercept

Verb

To take s school report from your mailbox before your parents have seen it and destroy it.

John: "Hey Reg, How'd it go when your parents saw your report card?"

Reg: "Oh they never saw it, I intercepted."

by Reginald March 3, 2004

Interception

When you try to ejaculate in a girls mouth, miss, and get it to land in another girls mouth.

I was getting it on in the air plane when some girl got an interception with my cum shot

by Fishdick Jesus January 15, 2014

Intercept

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT INTERCEPT MEANS?!!?!?!?! IT MEANS NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

You dont need to know what intercept fucking means

by SHHHHHHH IM NOT HERE January 6, 2021

intercept

to yank someone's dick with your hand

dude did you just see her intercept him!!!!

by bofskbosfjb April 13, 2010

interCeption

To "interCept" an enemy and kill him.

#interCeption * Titanium : Enemy Spotted

#interCeption * Titanium : Enemy Down

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

to intercept a diarrhea

when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly

A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks

by Sir Asbestos December 21, 2019

Canadian Interception

When one is already pooping on the toilet and a second party poops between their legs.

Joe had to poop but Megan was already pooping. With it being the only toilet, Joe went for the Canadian Interception to avoid a lengthy clean-up.

by Piatt & Co. July 5, 2012