ho ho ho

Elf 1: Whoa! Check out Mrs. Claus!
Elf 374,045,234.7: Yeah... she gives new meaning to the term "ho ho ho"!
by Rustin Moble January 13, 2006
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Ho, ho, ho!

It is commonly said that Santa Claus only cums once per year, however, this is not true. Santa Claus only cums one DAY per year -- because his wife is frigid -- and that day is Xmas Eve -- however, Santa tries to cum AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE on that one day he has away from Mrs. Claus.
This is why every time Santa lands his sleigh down anywhere outside of the North Pole, you always hear him yelling out "Ho, ho, ho!"
by Peter Buttram November 22, 2006
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ho ho ho

1. Santa's most famous words

2. What you see when, three slutty girls walk by.

3. The wrong way to spell a garden tool
1. ho ho ho, Merry Chrismas!

2. Merry XXX-Mas, ho ho ho.

3. I said, get the ho ho ho !
by Desmond Shoals April 9, 2008
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ho ho ho

1. What the jolly Santa famously says.
2. What John McClane includes in his hilarious message to Hans Gruber in Die Hard.
3. Destiny's Child.
1. Ho ho ho, merry christmas kiddies.
2. Now I've got a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
3. The bitter cold of christmas time doesn't stop them hangin around on street corners.
by Metatron December 28, 2005
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ho ho ho

Santa's orgasm
Santa yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.
by Dubiks December 7, 2018
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Ho Ho Ho

what santa says
Another way to call a hoe
Ho Ho Ho I'm calling my hoe.
by TrollerDefines December 5, 2014
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HO HO HO

a distinguished way to call someone a hoe. such as...
by Hannuh Bananuh January 14, 2007
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