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hawking the higgins 

When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. It is also necessary for said partner to screech like a hawk while the masturbator imagines a hawk's head on the partner's shoulders.
Damn, that motherfucker is hawking the higgins with relish; too bad his parade will be rained on by the fire of fury's love juice.

The Gerry Hawkin Style 

This is the style of a male, typically descended from Half Moon Bay. The stye mainly consists of flips flops and cargo shorts. Men who are seen wearing these types of items can be described as a follower of The Gerry Hawkin Style.
Some Dude: Yo, look at that faggot wearing flip flops and cargo shorts. Hes definitly into The Gerry Hawkin Style.

Some Bro: Hah, hes so gay. I'll bet you my right nut he lives in the castro.

Some Dude: Most likely. Lets go kick the shit out of him bro.

Some Bro: Im down dude

The Epstein and Hawking Connection 

A reference to when Steven Hawking was rumored to be on the Epstein Documents, a User on X (Twitter) decided to fake some of the info on the documents. But. He was mentioned on a single email, has been recalled to have been seen on the private jet/Island. Some of the people known to have visited Epstein are:

Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Michael Jackson
Osama Bin Laden
Joe Biden
Prince Andrew
Barney the Dinosaur
Elmo
Hillary Clinton
Walter White
Dora the Explorer
Leonardo DiCaprio
Amber Heard
Gwyneth Paltrow
John Bell Edwards
Mario Mario Mario
Luigi Mario Mario
Willy Wonka
Andrew W.K
Obama {REDACTED}
Joseph Joestar
Martin Luther King Jr
Jimmy Kimmel
Miley Siras
Jared Fogle
Steve (Minecraft)
Adolf Von Hitler
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Michael Rockefeller
David Copperfield
Frederic Fekkai
Led Wexner
Steven Hawking
The Epstein and Hawking Connection: "Steven Hawking: I love watching Midgets (especially male) solving Theoretical physics while on a step ladder, butt ass naked.