The Golden Rule

"Treat others the way you wish to be treated."

It seems that most politicians -- especially Joe Biden and Donald Trump -- have forgotten The Golden Rule. It's time to reintegrate it into society once more.

The Golden Rule by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021

The golden rule

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.

That botch forgot the golden rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad

The golden rule by Waiting101 February 7, 2017

The Golden Rule

Your willingness to forgo this for the purpose of hoisting me by my own petard demonstrates that hoisting people with there own petard is higher on your conceptual value hierarchy than The Golden Rule.

Hym "This is (once again) does little more than prove me right. See, look:

You are here

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What you're doing

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Golden rule
See how that works? That☝️ is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This 👇

Petard hoisting

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That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this 👉 Petard hoistery

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Not petard hoistery)'
That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "

The Golden Rule by Hym Iam August 9, 2022

The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!

The Golden Rule by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023

The Golden Rule of Manliness

Bros before Hoes. This rule must be observed by Bros at all times, without exception (other than the other Bro's consent).

The Golden Rule of Manliness

Bro 1: I can't go to the game, this chick invited me to a party that weekend.

Bro 2: Come on, man, bros before hoes.

The Golden Rule of Manliness by Broseiden King of the Broceans November 26, 2010

The Golden Rule of The Gears 

From Gears of War. The rule is to take cover or DIE.

The Golden Rule of The Gears
Marcus Fenix: Carmine! Take cover or your gonna--*Carmine is shot by a sniper rifle through the head.*

The Golden Rule of The Gears by xXSoulSaviorXx January 3, 2011

The Golden Herb Rule

Modeled after Aristotle’s “Golden Mean” of taking the middle path and avoiding extremes in situations.

The Golden Herb Rule is used to asses how much cannabis one should consume in one session.

The idea is to smoke the right amount of cannabis that allows you to accomplish your goals and stay motivated.

A tool for the successful stoner in the 21st century.

“Ay bro you trying to hit this?”

“Nah man, I’m following the golden herb rule so I don’t smoke too much, get lazy, and don’t end up studying.”

The Golden Herb Rule by joshuatrees21 April 14, 2023