the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.

„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“

by JetiRubik February 2, 2020

The Gandhi Effect

If you're idolized enough, people will ignore all the horrible things you've done in your life. Being deceased is optional, although it has been proven to make the effect more...effective.

The Gandhi Effect is named for Mahatma Gandhi, who is often worshipped as a hero around the world, despite the fact that he was a serial rapist.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021

The Gander

The journey. Popularised by GaTa in the show ‘Dave’. the gander is the movement to better things and success the gander is the journey taking you to your destination.

‘Bro I just met Obama and he fucked with my painting, he said Michelle hated it.’
‘That’s the gander’

by Clopthripps August 13, 2023

plucking the gander

1. colloquial phrase
2. Plucking the feathers off a male goose

Man, I was really plucking the gander all day today. I went to the grocery store and got an apple.

by germangarfield February 20, 2025

He's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander.

A way to say a man is bisexual.

It comes from "what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander," meaning that the goose and gander despite differences have shared interests. But in this case the shared interest is that of the sauce provider.

Tony: I saw James out last night with Rebecca, but it kind of looked like they were on a date or something. Weird.
Sara: Why weird?
Tony: Isn't James gay? I know he used to date Terrence.
Sara: Oh, no---not gay; he's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander. Always been that way.

by bdawgy0 July 7, 2023

The Drunken Gandhi

A person who turns into a philosophical human rights activist while intoxicated. Though pretty normal while sober, usually this person would go on and on about their philosophical bullshit while under the influence. And God forbid if they detect another drunken Gandhi in the vicinity to discuss/argue with ... usually screws up the night for the Drunken Non-Gandhis who just want to enjoy their time.

Friend 1: Dude ... Sunny just had two beers ... I bet he's gonna turn into the Drunken Gandhi again.
Friend 2: Shit we should keep Jimmy away from him otherwise this night is fucked !

by MrFoulMouth April 13, 2013

for the love of Gandhi

A less dramatic version of "for the love of God". Often used in more casual situations, when you don't want to get God involved.

Person 1#: "Nancy is knocked up yet again with her 8th child,"
Person #2: "Is she Catholic?"
Person #1: "No, Atheist,"
Person #2: "(For the love of Gandhi)!"

by Jdog, Julia March 27, 2009