by TuffCrowd June 26, 2021
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Bro, my girlfriend tried to make me wear a maroon sweater vest so i had to crush the mother box and burn it.
by _Gooser_ November 24, 2022
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by WRabbit42 June 24, 2023
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"I wish I had guns like Bradley."
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by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016
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by April stars August 14, 2024
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Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
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Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
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by ZenTheEpicManEpicly June 4, 2020
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Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand
Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand
Person: "AHHH! Bunny's terrorizing me!"
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff
by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife November 8, 2021
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