The Bruce

An STD contracted from a woman.
This is a reference to the singer/songwriter Bruce Cockburn

I should never have played hide the sausage with that skank. She gave me the Bruce!

by D. Money March 2, 2008

Paying for the braces

Pretentious bars and/or pubs that sell ridiculously overpriced "craft" beers. Usually staffed by Hipsters sporting mock 1920's uniforms including braces.

Tried out that new bar in town last night. Won't go back, I was just paying for the braces.

by MonkeeMagic October 15, 2015

Because I bought the bracelet

When you buy a generic bracelet made of some rubber-like material that comes in different colors. These usually have words on them like "US ARMY" or "HOPE".

I can laugh at autism, because I bought the bracelet.

by Amounonys June 28, 2010

Robert The Bruce

The first Australian King of Scotlandno seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the EnglishFags! HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England)Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Partyor LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!

English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed! Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)

''When will we see their likes again?''

by albu gu brath April 28, 2006

Robert the Bruce

Robert the Bruce was allowed to be King of Scotland after apologising to Mel Gibson for trying to kill him as a sort of witty joke. Encouraged by an encounter with a spider on the Isle of Arran, he burned his bannocks or "boxer shorts" in front of the English Army, and proceeded to slaughter them because of his ingenious rules of battle (whereby anyone who correctly guessed their enemy's nationality was allowed "free hits").

One day Robert the Bruce is coming back, and then certain people will be in big trouble. He will sort everything out. He will tell us what to do. He will buy us presents. He will let us bring in games instead of doing work, and he will give out mini Mars Bars for those who please him. He is not really dead, this is a vicious and unsubstantiated rumour propounded by the same scientists who claim that dinosaurs are extinct.

This is not a joke and is deadly serious. Also he will let us have a go on his horse.

Robert the Bruce... Also see giggles and John Robinson

by kodiac1 July 4, 2006

The Bruce Willis

A sex act in which a bald man inserts his head in a woman's vagina. Coined on the podcast "The Glory Hole" on Riotcast.com

"THe Bruce Willis is a sex act in which a bald man inserts his head in a woman's vagina

by see-rod June 12, 2012

Robert The Bruce

The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!

English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)

''When will we see their likes again?''

by william the wallace March 15, 2006