MonkeeMagic's definitions

Paying for the braces

Pretentious bars and/or pubs that sell ridiculously overpriced "craft" beers. Usually staffed by Hipsters sporting mock 1920's uniforms including braces.

Tried out that new bar in town last night. Won't go back, I was just paying for the braces.

by MonkeeMagic October 15, 2015

Brexitude

The inability to hold a civil conversation with someone who holds a differing political opinion. Specifically on the matter of the European Union.

I simply mentioned that I'd prefer we stay in the EU and the guy just unleashed a torrent of abuse at me. The guy had serious Brexitude!

by MonkeeMagic January 24, 2017