A word of Northern England Origin - Exact area unknown but somewhere around Leeds. Should be used when someone is clearly lying - instead of common responses such as 'bullshit' or 'bollocks'.
Should also be put into as many songs as possible.
When things are taken too far, can also be replicated using seal noises. Usually this would be pronounced 'orrrrr'
Should also be put into as many songs as possible.
When things are taken too far, can also be replicated using seal noises. Usually this would be pronounced 'orrrrr'
1.
Northerner 1: 'I'm Grizz Me.'
His Friend: 'BORT!'
2. 'I've had sex loads of times, its great!'
'...bort..you're 12.'
3. 'OMG IM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!!'
'orr orr orr orr orr!'
Northerner 1: 'I'm Grizz Me.'
His Friend: 'BORT!'
2. 'I've had sex loads of times, its great!'
'...bort..you're 12.'
3. 'OMG IM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!!'
'orr orr orr orr orr!'
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Get the Bort mug.Derogatory term for the dead fetus of an aborted child. Often preceded or followed by a two-syllable derogatory adjective.
"I don't give a shit about her bort monkey."
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A Vajart, or Queef, released upon any plastic, leather, or leather like surface, such as vinyl, resulting in a deep, vibrating, & often multi-tonal sound. The sound is often amplified on a particularly hot & humid summer day
A Vajart, or Queef, released upon any plastic, leather, or leather like surface, such as vinyl, resulting in a deep, vibrating, & often multi-tonal sound. The sound is often amplified on a particularly hot & humid summer day
example: Kathy just squeezed a ripe bort on my brand new leather sofa. I won't be inviting her to my next book club meeting.
past tense: Linda borted on my brand new leather sofa
past tense: Linda borted on my brand new leather sofa
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ie. Boooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt!
ie. Boooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt!
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An expression of exclamation. Also can be used as a synonym for words like leet, cool, ect. Can be preceded by "mmmmm". Derived from the sweedish chef on the muppets.
An expression of exclamation. Also can be used as a synonym for words like leet, cool, ect. Can be preceded by "mmmmm". Derived from the sweedish chef on the muppets.
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