The-Bear

Top advocate of DonJay in WWE Champions mobile game. Undefeated in arguments. Former town member and leader of the pitchfork brigade. Has never finished first in a faction event.

The-bear is best known for saying bear here or best bear here. The bear often reminds flow to wipe Firpi’s slurpi off his mouth before acknowledging him. The best bear won the admiration of the champions community for his daily post on beating the peter tour.

by McDaddy gaming July 13, 2021

THE BEAR TRAP

its when you eat your girls pussy and she snaps her legs on your head cause its so good

my girl loved my oral last night but she gave me the bear trap

by adamo s May 26, 2010

The Bear Jew

Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."

Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.

The Bear Jew:

*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.

by The Flying 69 August 24, 2009

the bear creek school

This school actually isn't as bad as it's cracked up to be from prior posts. It's a small, Private Christian school. Simply being a Christian School in its essence makes it seem as if it's a very selective, conservative school. I do not deny the fact that it is conservative. As for the issue regarding sex at Bear Creek, that is something taken very seriously there, because of the Christian beliefs that the school is sworn to uphold. It is not true that you are expelled simply for having sex, but there are consequences for it. As for the Headmistress, you CAN NOT base your entire view of the school simply because of her. That is a gross oversight that should be avoided in any situation. The majority of the teachers there do not hold to such high strung conservative standards. It is nearly only the high-ranking faculty that has those views. And personally, I don't think that even those persons truly hold the conservative standards shown, but are pressured to them through the authority above them.

My speech is done. Do not over-generalize.

by The King of Curb March 28, 2005

The Bear Story

A long and complicated story used to cheer someone up, fill awkward silences or just make people laugh. (also an unbelieveable excuse)

The Bear Story- So, I was walking through the hall in the mall one day and there was this bear, just sitting there, eating a jar of honey. And I said, 'bear, what the crap are you doing?" and then, THE BEAR, said, 'I'm eatnig a jar of honey, what the crap are you doing?' So I said 'pfft. pfft. pfft. well I don't want to talk to you if you're going to be like that' so I go to walk away, all upset, and he sticks out his foot and I trip and tragically break my leg. And then a squirrel comes up and picks my pockets and runs away with my cash! And then a raccoon comes by and says 'Joey, you stink at lying' and I go 'pfft, my name's not Joey' and I get up to chase the squirrel and my leg is miraculously healed HALELUJAH! And then, an elephant walks by and I go 'you never saw a stranger sight.' And THAT'S why you never milk an ostrich.

by SweeneyToddIsEpic August 5, 2010

The Bear and the Dachshund

A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.

I feel better now after seeing The Bear and the Dachshund

by sofacall July 22, 2009

The Bear-Claw Maneuver

A Maneuver performed by a male in an enclosed area with little likelihood of escape on a vulnerable female, generally sexual. Most commonly performed by grabbing for the females head and almost always results in a non-satisfying kiss.

When Louis was on the ferris wheel with Shampton he went in for a kiss and she reluctantly submitted due to flawless execution of the bear-claw maneuver.

by kool k boner October 4, 2009