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The Ant-man

Doing anal sex, starting with a flacid penis, and slowly expanding and getting harder while doing it, potentially destroying the person's ass.
Gf: hey wanna fucc?
Bf: yeah can we do anal?
Gf: sure, bend over and I'll do the Ant-man to ya
Bf: uuuhmmm
by Kwibble May 3, 2019
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The ant in the woods

Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."

Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).
Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.
by Palm Knee June 7, 2025
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Rick The Ant

Sophia hates people who are the human equivalent of Rick The Ant.
by city>united July 18, 2022
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The Arkansas Ant Eater

The Arkansas Ant Eater is when you lure a girl near an ant hill and proceed to have sex with her. While having relations, you knock her out and leave her lying there with her legs spread open. The ants from the ant hill crawl into her vagina and build a home.
Jill thought she had a nice date planned with Craig until she found herself lying amongst thousands of ants and a destroyed vagina after getting knocked out during sex. She fell victim to The Arkansas Ant Eater.
by Jeff, Mike, Reggie December 17, 2007
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ant in the computer

A term used to describe someone who experienced something so amazing, that they feel like they can never experience it again, because it will never feel as good
"that food was so amazing, I feel like the ant in the computer"
by KurtisHere June 9, 2025
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Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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