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THE WOOD 

When you grab a thick piece of wood and shove it in your girls ass when you are fucking her
Dude me and your girl did the wood last night
THE WOOD by anonymous April 20, 2022

the wood 

oh look at those proper gents from the holy powerhouse the wood
the wood by geeser44 September 5, 2022

The Wood Chipper 

It is a sexual term for when during anal intercourse, a man hits the woman so hard in the stomach that she vomits.

Antonym; See The Reverse Wood Chipper
Joe stuck his wood in her ass and it came out the other side! He gave her the wood chipper!
The Wood Chipper by WNM July 24, 2006

The Wood Village 

A very flammable village made entirely of wood and wood products.
The Wood Village is where the flamers like to congregate.

early bird gets the wood on 

(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.
Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on.
Boy: Haha. Just you wait

run the wood

to ask the bartender to buy a drink for everyone at the bar
Chino was tending bar at Basin Street when a customer asked him to "run the wood" , so he wasted no time in getting everybody a shot of Jagermeister.
run the wood by jobens April 3, 2012