Megward the Wizard

A character in media (mainly TV) who is constantly put down, abused, maimed, made fun of, etc., without warn't. These characters are often the butt of the joke, or forced into the plot just to be abused.

Common examples of Megward the Wizard:

Meg (Family Guy)
Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)
Kyle (Fanboy & Chum Chum)

by Orion Icarus April 25, 2015

smizoke the wizeed

The act of smoking more weed immediately after becoming high so as to not be able to pronounce the phrase correctly.

Colin lets smizoke the wizeed
Yeah dude I'm down

by ashmane September 5, 2010

The Wizard of Oz

A great series of book but most remembered as the 1939 film. Its one of the most cherish movies. Back in the 40s, grown ups would watch the movie just to get their minds of the war.

The Wizard of Oz has music, color and no color, munshkins, Good Witch, bad witch, and s crazy characters, A scarecrow with no brains, A Tin Man with no heart, and a Lion with no courage. A Wizard who can grant their wishes if a task is complete, and a rememberable line "There's no place like home". Cause home kicks ass.

by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008

Jingle the Wizard

Is a term for tsking a piss. Also can be used in a more sexual way for male ejaculation

Bob: Come on we have to catch the flight. Hurry Up!

John: I've got to go jingle the wizard.

He jingled his wizard all night long

by coolguy2121 May 10, 2009

The Wizard

A drinking game in the which the goal is to make a staff using cheap beer. Using duct tape to put it together, the winner of the game will be the first to make a staff taller than himself.

Nick: "Let's go play The Wizard, Garrett!"
Garrett: "K, let's go pick up a few 12 packs of Coors Light at Eazy Freezy!"

by NomNomNick May 21, 2008

Rub the Wizard

If you are a female and you are out bowling in your mixed league and nothing but splits and gutter balls come up, you can turn to your male partner and ask to rub his wizard and then your luck will suddenly turn and you will start scoring big time.

Hey Joe, that's my third straight gutter ball, help a girl out and let me rub the wizard.

by Buzzerbub August 25, 2013

the wizard of oz

the prime minister of Australia John Howard

Follow the yellow brick road to get to the wizard of oz

by Steven F May 24, 2006