Said the Whale

A Canadian indie band formed in 2007 as a collaboration between songwriters Ben Worcester and Tyler Bancroft. The pair’s debut EP, Taking Abalonia, featured sunny west coast indie pop, with breezy harmonies, shimmering guitars, and lyrical tributes to their home city of Vancouver. In 2008, the album was rereleased as Howe Sounds/Talking Abalonia, featuring seven additional tracks that stretched the band’s stylistic palate to include bubblegum folk (“The Light Is You”), thundering hard rock (“Last Tree Standing”) and gentle ukulele ballads (“The Real of It”). After several personnel changes, the group settled upon a five-piece lineup that includes bassist Peter Carruthers, drummer Spencer Schoening, and keyboardist Jaycelyn Brown. The quintet embarked upon a rigorous touring schedule, crossing Canada numerous times

Hey dude, wanna go see Said the Whale next week?

Fuck ya, I do!!

Said the Whale by AtoZincorporated August 10, 2010

Sign of the whale 

A reference to a popular bar in Washington, DC that is conspicuously located next to the strip club Camelot. Claiming to visit this bar is a euphemism for having gone instead to Camelot.

Girlfriend waiting on the corner: "Wait, did you just come out of Camelot?"

Boyfriend having just come out of Camelot: "No way baby, I was in Sign of the Whale."

Sign of the whale by DC hood rat October 13, 2011

this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers 

FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers by AugieAugieAugieYou'reANi- March 21, 2021

Spear The Whale

To insert a 'spear' into a 'whale'.

Damn I speared that whale
Spear the whale Steve!

Spear The Whale by NGAM January 10, 2012

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off

Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.

One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024

The Salty Whale

When your woman reluctantly gives you permission for anal sex but you are so use to hearing her say "no" that when you are finally allowed access you are unprepared with the proper lubricant. In a pinch, you lube her ass with Crisco made from whale blubber. After you emptying your ball juice inside her ass and pull out, she farts spraying a misted version of your seed and the Crisco in the air similar to a whale blasting water out of its blow hole.

My wife was so angry that she allowed me not only to talk her into anal sex, but that I use d Crisco as a lube. Out of spite, when I finished and pulled out, she purposely farted and gave me The Salty Whale as revenge.

The Salty Whale by thedudebrown87 September 20, 2021

The Sperm Whale

When a man is about to orgasm, he shouts at the top of his lungs "AWOOOOO" and proceeds to jump into a pool as he climaxes

Christy: How was your date last night?
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!

The Sperm Whale by Brwig September 30, 2019