Snorlax

A very obese woman on youtube

A wild Snorlax appears!

Go /b/!
Enemy Snorlax uses Charm!
But it failed!
/b/ uses MAN THE HARPOONS!
It's not very effective...
Enemy Snorlax uses Rest!
Enemy Snorlax went to sleep.
/b/ uses KILL IT WITH FIRE!
It's not very effective...
Enemy Snorlax is asleep.
/b/ uses NUKE THE SITE FROM ORBIT!
Critical hit!
It's super effective!
Enemy Snorlax fainted!

by John Kooger September 27, 2009

Snorlax

When one is snoring extremely loud you insert scrotum into mouth which turns into gargling. The climax wakes up person snoring

Sterling drank to much and was snoring so Eli gave him a snorlax.

by Soldja boy March 9, 2019

Snorlax

An action or actually no action.

It consists of two words

1) Snore
2) Relax

It is also related to the Pokémon, Snorlax. He sleeps all day and only wakes up to eat - Which is what you do, sleep/relax and eat.

Dude, I snorlaxed all day.

by Shenker January 11, 2011

snorlaxed

a lazy state of being, such as the laziness of snorlax the lazy pokemon.

"hey dan how are you feeling?"
"i'm feeling pretty snorlaxed right now"

by fatcat10101 June 17, 2009

snorlax

A really fat chick, often goes out searching for food or mates. Throw an apple to distract, or a rock to make it angry. Best captured with a Heavy Ball.

"A wild snorlax has appeared!" - used when seeing a snorlax in its daily activities

"Did you see that snorlax?!"

by CourageWolf January 23, 2009

Snorlax

When you try to doze off, but you forgot you took a laxative. Usually ends up with having to buy new bed sheets and cleaning the mattress.

Me: Time to doze off...
(20 minutes later)
SLOOSH

Oh God, I pulled a Snorlax. Ew ew ew ew ew

by Y0URR3ALNAM3 January 26, 2017

Snorlax

That one fat ass Pokemon thing that is always in the fucking way of routes and forces you to get a poke flute or use a poke gear radio station. And when you do this of course you have to battle the thing because Pokemon.

I have to get a Pokeflute because that fucking Snorlax is in the way.

by Some Random Filipino September 24, 2014