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Get the The Raspberry Pattern mug.The idiot who
(1) shops via any store's sale flyers and
(2) is always the one directly in front of you on any store's checkout line.
The Radio flyer never finds anything listed thereat, yet they don't ask for assistance.
They "complete" their shopping, eyeball the checkout girl and produce the sale flyer with a flourish, demanding any or all on said store's list.
The poor girl panics and calls for the store manager.
Only then is it confirmed that everything listed on this flyer was sold out. Years ago.
The Radio Flyer (so named because they have their own internal radio signals) exits, feeling triumphant.
You feel chagrined and embittered as everyone else who was shopping got out already and is/are en route to their homes.
Oh, the Curse of the Radio Flyer...
(1) shops via any store's sale flyers and
(2) is always the one directly in front of you on any store's checkout line.
The Radio flyer never finds anything listed thereat, yet they don't ask for assistance.
They "complete" their shopping, eyeball the checkout girl and produce the sale flyer with a flourish, demanding any or all on said store's list.
The poor girl panics and calls for the store manager.
Only then is it confirmed that everything listed on this flyer was sold out. Years ago.
The Radio Flyer (so named because they have their own internal radio signals) exits, feeling triumphant.
You feel chagrined and embittered as everyone else who was shopping got out already and is/are en route to their homes.
Oh, the Curse of the Radio Flyer...
The Radio Flyer : But this was on the sale flyer !
Checkout Girl : Gasp ! Send for the manager !
Store Manager : Sir/Madam these articles have all ready been sold.
The Radio Flyer : (smirks and exits)
You : Why, oh why, did I shop here today ?
Checkout Girl : Gasp ! Send for the manager !
Store Manager : Sir/Madam these articles have all ready been sold.
The Radio Flyer : (smirks and exits)
You : Why, oh why, did I shop here today ?
by hudson duster January 2, 2010
Get the The Radio Flyer mug.An alternative to the outdated phrase "What the nasty", because rats are nasty. Rarely used outside of Massachusetts private high schools. A suitable family-friendly substitution for "what the f**k".
Masshole 1: Bro, I saw your girl talking it up with another dude at ultimate frisbee practice.
Masshole 2: Bro, what the rat?
Masshole 1: I feel you bro.
Masshole 2: Bro, what the rat?
Masshole 1: I feel you bro.
by Moderate Girth April 11, 2017
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Of an action occuring (or of the person performing the action) of which the ultimate goal is to get laid.
Of an action occuring (or of the person performing the action) of which the ultimate goal is to get laid.
1. Dude, did you see Bainz gettin' all over Polls? He is completely on the Rand.
2. Swain's attempt to get Suzy in the car was totally on the Rand.
2. Swain's attempt to get Suzy in the car was totally on the Rand.
by P'tainz September 17, 2013
Get the On the Rand mug.Alt-rock band from Wisconsin with music kinda like a mix of RHCP, The Strokes, Arctic Monkeys, and a lot of that early 2000s rock. The band met on Craigslist and released their first album called "Nothing to Write Home About" in 2017
"Have you heard that song "Intricate" by The Racing Pulses?"
"OMG yes! I've been bumping their music all day."
"OMG yes! I've been bumping their music all day."
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Get the The Racing Pulses mug.The Soviet Union and today's Putinstan babble endlessly about the "Great Patriotic War" which began according to them on June 22nd, 1941 - no clue about September 17, 1939. They don't want to know anything about the disgraceful Secret Protocol of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact where these two fascists defined the borders of Soviet and German "spheres of influence" as those two parasites expressed it.
Today's Sovok doesn't want to be aware of the countless heinous crimes Soviets commited during the war, they are no different from Nazi atrocities, furthermore they were parasitizing and looting the countries they occupied nearly five decades, they were "liberated" countries.
They keep the wartime Soviet military, the Red Army as a hero, tho' a more truthful name would be the Rape Army 'cause those heroes commited the greatest mass rape in 20th century without pity even children in the countries where the red plague occupied, especially in Germany. Soviet & Putinstanian "official" historians have just about zero credibility due to they tend to rewrite history and remove the unpleasant facts from them like the pigs did in Orwell's Animal Farm.
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." This phrase is associated with Joseph Goebbels, but this method has been most used by the Soviets and today’s Putinstan and the results show up; ignoramuses don't know their history and repeat the same mistakes over and over again.
Today's Sovok doesn't want to be aware of the countless heinous crimes Soviets commited during the war, they are no different from Nazi atrocities, furthermore they were parasitizing and looting the countries they occupied nearly five decades, they were "liberated" countries.
They keep the wartime Soviet military, the Red Army as a hero, tho' a more truthful name would be the Rape Army 'cause those heroes commited the greatest mass rape in 20th century without pity even children in the countries where the red plague occupied, especially in Germany. Soviet & Putinstanian "official" historians have just about zero credibility due to they tend to rewrite history and remove the unpleasant facts from them like the pigs did in Orwell's Animal Farm.
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." This phrase is associated with Joseph Goebbels, but this method has been most used by the Soviets and today’s Putinstan and the results show up; ignoramuses don't know their history and repeat the same mistakes over and over again.
"Sovoks should finally start talking about things honestly under their real names, such as an alternative name for the mighty Red Army would be the Rape Army."
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