the poo on your shoe

Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.

We broke up but we're still going to be friends.

Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

the poo snatchers

a group of people that steal poop straight from the asshole. you can identify them by the shit around their mouths.

Sanjay: "watch out for the poo snatchers!"
John: "my shit!"

by Dante the cock burglar April 26, 2021

ate the poo poo

When two gays eat each other poo poo for sexual pleasures.

He ate the poo poo.

by Oddjobrobbytob June 18, 2018

Pack the Poo

To take a cock up the ass; anal sex; esp. between two males. Proper noun.

Greg and Clay went home to Pack the Poo.

"Lets Pack the Poo," said Brandon, to his femdom friend.

The Priest wanted to Pack the Poo of the flamboyant altar boy.

by A.J witha G. March 5, 2010

Launch the Poo Canoe

To put your penis into someone's butthole.

"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."

by biggerspeck December 7, 2007

two in the goo one in the poo

the index and middle finger in the vagina, and the thumb in the rectum. also known as two in the pink one in the stink or the shocker

That ho was so skanky, she actually enjoyed two in the goo one in the poo.

by barrenGate August 9, 2003

fart of the shit fart of the poo

A version of the quote “Part of the ship part of the crew” commonly used on the “forbidden app”

You may see a comment on the “forbidden app” that simply says “fart of the shit fart of the poo”

by A Kasrkin November 14, 2020