processing

the act of sitting at a computer, bored to tears, wanting to be anywhere but here... maybe even dead, and working through piles and piles and piles of insurance paperwork that you'd really just rather light on fire and make smores with.

heather and i were processing documents the other day when, BLAHHH (self explanatory) addy walked in, obviously hung over and maybe still drunk with none other than the ingredients for smores, so we lit our desks on fire and enjoyed the gooey deliciousness.

by janey smithsonian June 17, 2008

Process

To chew food and enjoy it, without swallowing it as to not consume it's caloric value.

Natalie processed a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts in 30 seconds, on national donut day.

by Jjccquiroz June 3, 2016

process

To change the structural integrity of and object so as to render it incapable of containing mass. This is usually accomplished by a sudden, violent force, such as an explosion, or having the object struck by a hollow-point bullet travelling at extremely high velocities.

We are going out to the firing range to process some watermelons with our 50 calibre rifles.

by Aribeth March 31, 2005

processing

The act of leaving work at 3:30

I am going to pull a processing and leave work at 3:30 today despite my desk is full of work to do.

by concerned employer May 31, 2011

Process

A descendent from a slave named Uncle Jack and a Process usually lives in the Caribbean and does crank in game and like Bois secretly

Oh no bro he's sweating... He is a process

by EnemyAries October 16, 2019

in process

During progression of

We're in process of completing the project.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

the processing

the paperwork, hoop jumping, cup peeing, sweet talking, etc one must endure in order to get a job and/or sex partner

john wanted a job and a sex partner, but dreaded the processing

the processing required for simple survival seems to be never-ending

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009