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riding the north face

The act of a woman sitting on a man's face while he orally pleasures her.
Guy 1: "Man, that girl was freaky! She the was riding the north face an everything!"
Guy 2: "she what?"
Guy 1: "she sat on my face and had me eat her out!"
by OswaldH July 10, 2015
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The Northernlion Effect

Watching someone struggle and try to incorrectly solve / play / use a simple puzzle / game / item for so long, that you get enraged and obtain the same puzzle / game / item just to solve it, just to satisfy your need for the easier solution, which you figured out while watching the person.
"Holy crap, I was watching Northernlion play 'Baba Is You' and he just would not GET how easy it is to solve that level, so I just gave up and bought the game myself and beat it."
"Yeah dude, I almost broke my screen, screaming the answer at him, and got the game too."
"It's like The Northernlion Effect or something, it keeps happening every time I watch him play a game."
by McLettuceAss March 21, 2019
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The Northampton Nasty

The Northampton Nasty is a expert level form of exhibitionism, that should only be performed by experienced exhibitionists. To do the Northampton Nasty you must have 3 grams of meth/crack, 1 XXL condom and copious amounts of silicone based anal lube.

First you must smoke the meth/crack as fast as you can. Then you must put the condom on your hand and cover it with copious amounts of anal lube. You then insert the hand in your anus as far as you can and jerk off with the other. Once you ejaculate congratulations, you just performed A Northampton Nasty.

The Northampton Nasty is best performed in a public setting.
Hey, did you hear joe got kicked out of his mom’s house and the cops caught him down by the river giving himself the Northampton Nasty!

Darn, i need one more gram of meth till i can go to the park and give myself a Northampton Nasty.

Screw you dad! Go give yourself a Northampton Nasty!

I bet if i record myself doing the Northampton Nasty Cindy will ask me to the dance.

Grammy still won’t look at me since she saw me doing the Northampton Nasty in the bathroom.

Joe truth or dare? Dare, i dare you to do the Northampton Nasty in canal street park in the middle of the day.

Wow! That cop that arrested joe for doing the Northampton Nasty in the park has nice arms!
by Skankhunt90 September 19, 2019
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Norm of The North

Bob: Have you seen Norm of the North? It's awful!

Jeff: No.
by insert name here lol April 10, 2021
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The Northstate

The part of California farther north than Sacramento. Has to be called "The Northstate" because the middle part of California took the name Northern California already. The part of California that would be turned into Jefferson if California was split into 6 states. Mostly empty and the middle of nowhere. Actually has cold weather and snow. The northern parts of it have winter for 6 months. This is the part of California where Mount Shasta is.

A mix of hippies and rednecks live here. It's more like a mix of Oregon and Nevada than part of California. The Northstate is only technically but not really part of California because no one in the rest of California has heard of it and the news/weather reports for it always come from Oregon or Nevada.
I didn't even know the Northstate existed before I moved to Weed.
by tyop August 30, 2014
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Nipples of the North

What you are called when your aim is not good but you manage to shoot someone in the leg and they go flying
Dude 1- Dude my aim is not good today
Dude 2- But you hit that guy in the leg and he went flying, man your the nipples of the north
by This is fo yo asssssssssssssss December 13, 2010
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Nixon of the North

nickname for former Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper
Political scandals such as the in-and-out scheme and the Cadman affair led people to dub the Prime Minister the "Nixon of the North".
by Figleaf23 December 23, 2008
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