Man the Harpoons

When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.

"Holy crap...that chick is a freakin' whale..."
"MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!"

by Well_it's_true April 7, 2010

The Harpoons

That which must be manned.

Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.

Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.

*an obese, obnoxious woman enters room*

Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!

Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!

Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!

*battle ensues*

by mightymoksha September 28, 2009

Man the Harpoons!

The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!

oh my days its the whale - man the harpoons!!

by lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll June 27, 2010

man the harpoons

This phrase is also used exclaimed whenever a fat chick walks into the internets.

*op posts fat chick* "hay guise this is my gf. does u lieks her?

everyone: MAN THE HARPOONS

by killer of lulz February 23, 2009

Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.

He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!

by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010

Harpooning the salty longshoreman

Anal sex, back door, butt sex

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018

Harpooning the whale

When a woman masturbates or when a man fingers a woman

Woman 1: I was harpooning the whale as hard as I could last night
Woman 2: I know I heard u

by ass in your face June 7, 2018