The Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.

The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths

by heeeeehhh October 12, 2020

the gongoozler

The gongoozler is a creature that lives inside the water. you will only encounter it if it is in the night. The gongoozler will mostly not attack you. it will only lurk in the deepest depths of a dark, cold body of water.

hey Ethan, I have an idea for a video.
what is it Mark?
what if we go swimming at night?
that's a bad idea, The gongoozler will catch you!
what the f… is a gongoozler

by lolmountian October 11, 2020

the gongoozler

The thing that Ethan Nestor becomes at night

OH SHOT THE GONGOOZLER IS COMING

by eefleef October 11, 2020

the ganzo

you take the mans balls and seperate them putting the penis below them thus making a fictional character off the muppets
when shown to another male...desearves three kicks saying "your gay"

"Dude Don just got me with "the ganzo", he waited for me in the bathroom"

by Don Kyle October 31, 2007

The Gondola

A sexual position where a man lays on his back. One woman gets in the cowgirl position, while another woman sits on his face. The two women face each other, while another man places his erecr penis between their faces for them to perform a double blowjob.

We swapped with this other couple and performed the gondola.

by swingerduo February 27, 2020

The Glonzo

When you take a 5 - gallon bucket of donut glaze and rub it on Tom Koch's stomach.

Did you hear what he did Saturday?! He gave him the Glonzo!

by rimmy87 October 27, 2014

The Highland Gondola

One partner lays in a bench-press position, while the other does a middle split across the first partners hands. The first partner then proceeds to bench press the second while performing oral sex.

Kim rode the Highland Gondola last night.

by Circus boys April 9, 2015