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The Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

A period in early 2020 when rumours in Hong Kong of a lack of supply caused panic buying and hoarding of Toilet Rolls.

It was even reported that armed robbers stole hundreds of toilet rolls which were being delivered to a supermarket in Mong Kok.
Chaotic scenes were witnessed at Welcome during the Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020
by KevinHK February 16, 2020
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The Criss-Cross

From the cosmo website:

" With all the twisting and bending that goes on, sometimes sex can feel more like a cardio workout than a pleasurefest. That's why it's important to have at least one relaxed orgasm — inducing position in your repertoire. Such as this: "While you're on your back, he should lie on his side, turned toward you," explains Solot. "Swing both legs over his hips and thighs, making a bridge over them." Then, just let him gently thrust into you. If it takes you a while to climax, this pose is ideal. "It's not very aerobic, so the sex can go on for a long time without either of you tiring out," says Laura Berman, PhD, director of the Berman Center and author of The Passion Prescription. "When you want to climax, it's easy to touch yourself or he can use his top hand to stimulate you. "

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/your-orgasm-guaranteed-4
Even though the Criss-Cross is a sex position from the cosmo website, it can really help us guys out...
by The helper with CPR August 22, 2008
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the criss angel

When you're fucking a girl from behind, you tell her you're going to cum and instead spit on her back, and when she turns around you cum on a dove and throw it in her face, while pyrotechnics go off in the background.
I wanted to do the Criss Angel to my fiance on our honey moon, but no pet shop would sell me the doves I needed to do it.
by Stonedashades September 20, 2013
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The Criss Angel

A sex move in which one person holds their hand in a jerking position while the other levitates to insert his dick into the open hand, continuing to levitate up and down to jerk himself off.
David and his gay lover, Mike, wanted to try something new in the bedroom. David then taught himself to levitate so they could try The Criss Angel
by Mattisthegayest1717 September 19, 2018
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The Criss Cross Applesauce

a sex position is which the male wraps his legs around the female in a criss cross fashion. proceeding to insert his penis into her posterior crevice, causing painful stimulation.
"My boyfriend made me cry in pain when we tried the Criss Cross Applesauce last night"
by Datnigga666 August 31, 2017
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the crisps

An Australian term (usually from the Brisbane area) meaning good, great, excellent. An expression of satisfaction.
That movie is the crisps!
by Stumpy January 5, 2004
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Crosis the Purger

A character on RWK that most everyone trys to get on his good side. If you make this person angry he will "nuke" any kingdoms he can find that belong to you. Though I have not had the pleasure of seeing it for myself i firmly believe deep down, ctp is a really good guy.
holy shit, yellow spam, Crosis is nuking me
by thedrsplash2 April 8, 2005
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