n. A penis which has a very long, but skinny, thin shaft, with a huge bellend. And when I say skinny, thin shaft, I mean it. I mean, it has the Girth of a pencil.
It's kind of like a wrecking ball, but it's a dick.
It's kind of like a wrecking ball, but it's a dick.
Amy: Hey, Jess! How was that guy you nailed last night?
Jess: Eew. I don't wanna talk about it it. His penis... It was a cobbler! I coulda tied a DOUBLE knot in it!
Jess: Eew. I don't wanna talk about it it. His penis... It was a cobbler! I coulda tied a DOUBLE knot in it!
by Rubber Roddy November 30, 2011
Get the Cobblermug. the act of busting a load on a girls face, then her wiping it on her index finger, and jamming that finger straight up your ass.
by BlumpKING July 30, 2004
Get the cobblermug. by Erik Belsaas March 16, 2005
Get the cobblermug. by ailish980 January 14, 2008
Get the cobblermug. by Tyler68 December 21, 2013
Get the Cobblermug. A portmanteau of "cock gobbler".
You know that shoe repair store in the mall? You might think he'd have a foot fetish, but the old man who works there is actually a huge cobbler -- he takes about 10 guys a day in the back room and sucks them off.
by p0ppa May 4, 2016
Get the cobblermug. by Uncle Joe July 31, 2003
Get the Cobblermug.