Snaking the Charmer

"Snaking the Charmer" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To Snake the Charmer coil your cobra in the basket and mesmerize her with the song of your skin flute.

...and Maliha exclaimed, "Lo, behold! For the beast has turned its song upon the player...he is Snaking the Charmer!"

by boatbutter March 27, 2008

third time's the charm

If you're trying to do something, and twice it didn't work, you say, "Third time's the charm". This is a hopeful saying -- "it will work the third time!"

I'm trying to get something organised with a group of people and last week I said "third time's the charm". But it's still not working. And we're at five times now. So I offer this for those of us that need something to say when it gets to four times or more:

First time’s the promise

Second time’s a shrug
Third time’s the charm
Fourth time’s a boon
Fifth time’s a broken heart
Sixth time is doom.

Ha, foiled again! But third time's the charm.

by Anders@Wollongong December 18, 2018

off the charts

Adj. Extrodinarily out of the norm; beyond expectation; top of the line.

His new car was off the charts!

by kingborn360 August 7, 2006

The Charlie's Angels Hat Trick

When you have sex with a blonde, a redhead (auburn or light brown counts), and a brunette (dark brown) within 24 hours separately. Sex parties and foursomes do NOT count. Bonus points if they know each other, but they don't know that you've slept with all three until after the fact.

Sorry man, I'm staying in tonight -- I'm beat from the Charlie's Angels Hat Trick yesterday.

by MRMNYC December 28, 2016

The Charizard

During sex, light the girl's crotch on fire, then put it out with cum, then flap your arms wildly yelling "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"

"Dude last night I totally pulled the Charizard on Clarissa!"
"Nice!"

by Darth Furby October 21, 2008

fifth times the charm

A saying for when you fail the first four times, you say “fifth times the charm” to make you feel more confident about the fifth time. This is not BS

Oh man we lost that Fortnite game but you know what they say, “Fifth times the charm”

by Aids of greatness April 22, 2019

THE Charly

One who portrays themselves as a proud, abnoxious individual whom tries to reason and state his-her religious beliefs and teachings with his or her peers/suboordinates for many reasons,As a result the suboordinates interest in the matter is tarnished and their view of said individual is one of douchebaggery. This individual has been proven to clearly have overproductive persperation glands even in the coolest of room temperatures. However, it is yet to be discovered whether or not this is due to natural circumstances or due to an apprehensive perception of the surrounding peer group .With this in mind, this person has the tendency to feel constrained and may possibly find relief in constantly toying with objects, whether digital/technological or small simple objects with elastic properties. When in times of stress, he/she becomse frustrated and starts yelling like a tyranical baboon. Many refer to this individual as king downy.

WARNING !

interactions with this individual may result in neglect and comments being overlooked/disregarded . Do not be fooled by the witchcraft and wizardry of words and wisdom taken from confucius fortune cookies.

suboordinate: " are we actually gonna do something today charly"
THE charlY: " excuse me ( uses big words and tries to sound superior) "
suboordinates: LOL

by Jacob know it all May 24, 2010