tax it like the british

To fuck a girl real hard. An allusion to how the British fucked the 13 colonies over with high taxes.

Putaraj: Hey, look at that fine girl over there
Ishmael: Yea, I'd tax it like the british

by MrIsmaraj July 2, 2011

The British are cumming, the British are cumming

A sex move. When a woman is getting gang banged by multiple British men. Right before all the men ejaculate on the woman, she yells, "The British are cumming, the British are cumming."

Terry yelled "The British are cumming, the British are cumming" right before Jeff and 4 other British men simultaneously came upon her face and luscious breasts.

by Thats_funny69 December 27, 2010

news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

There isn't any because the british authorities cover-up the crimes

There isn't any news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

by Maskchievous August 2, 2017

national shit on the British day

The day in which one must shit on Britain and all of its inhabitants because British people suck ass.

Occurs November 16th annually

“Hey, do you want to join me tonight for national shit on the British day?”

by Raiyu November 16, 2021

The Brits

The cause of every world problem.

George: Hey Dan, you know the crazy shit that’s going on in the middle east right now?

Dan: Yea, it’s because of the brits

George: What about poverty in Africa?

Dan: the brits

George: Conflict in Myanmar?

Dan: the brits

George: World War ll?

Dan: the brits

George: Hey! Who ate my cookie?!

Dan: the brits

by Kool_Tyga999 January 19, 2022

The British Fucklock

Sexual position in which a British girl wraps her legs around her sexual partner tightly while bracing for a second male mate's attempt to blast her in the ass.

"Leanne had that dude in the british fucklock, must've been anticipating a third party!"

by The Snatch Dispatch January 31, 2009

The Britney

To ritualisticly shave ones head in a desperate search for attention.

That kid paid the hair stylist free samples from walmart for his haircut, and he got the britney!

by teaAnyone March 2, 2007