The Inverse Abe Lincoln

Occurs when someone's pubic hair is intentionally trimmed, usually while this person sleeps, and applied to their face using semen as a bonding agent.

Joe: "Hey robby, Did you hear about anthony?"

Robby: "No, what happened"

Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."

Robby: "Eww, Gross!"

by Pirate Suite October 9, 2006

The Old Abe

When there is a male sitting in a theater watching a play and you prejack and blow your load on the back of his head. Then you hop off the stage and release your DNA on the floor to make any man slip while chasing you.

Reports say that the male that has done the Old Abe has fled the theater, no leads on the case yet.

by Roman Atwood May 30, 2018

The Old Abe Lincoln

Sloppy head in the back of a convertible.

Dude, John got so lucky last weekend! He said that Jane gave him The Old Abe Lincoln!
God, what a good time.

by someoldguyprobably June 9, 2023

honest Abe on the rocks

When you get the hot bartender to shit in a shot glass and add some ice

“Get my boy a Hennessy honest Abe on the rocks”

by Oogabooganooedjd February 10, 2024

tapping abe lincoln on the forehead

engaging in a bit of the old in-out in-out.

"Baby, when I see you, I want to tap Abe Lincoln on the forehead."

by ryon June 4, 2004

The Abel

Start by master bating. Then drool on your penis. While your penis is loobed up with your drool, you do your chick in the anal after thats done you cum in her mouth and make her stick her finger in your pee hole.

Ruffuls and Suza did the Abel

by va jj weiner balls April 10, 2008

The Abel Special

When you tickle a girl’s clit with you magnificent mustache/beard combo

I gave sarah the Abel Special last night

by LilHomeInvasion June 7, 2018