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The Chrysler 300

Losing control of your bowels on the way home from an event and using your front seat as your toliet as you pray to god to make it home. You know when this has happened to a car of yours if you see someone frantically scrubbing a "brown" spot out of their front seat.
The orginial event took place after a football practice where an "unidentified" man soiled his Chrysler 300, hence giving it the name..... The Chrysler 300
The Chrysler 300 by nd10804 November 16, 2007

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Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie 

Film made in 1996, Mike Nelson and his robot companions watch and give their comments about "This Island Earth".
This film will keep you entertained!
Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie

The Nipple Gripple 3000 

A machine that grips the nips, the 3000th edition of this fine technology.

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The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.
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