tfb

Tom Fuckin' Brady, quarterback of the Patriots.

1. TFB is a fuckin badass quarterback

2. There is a bastard child in existence who happens to be TFB's son.

3. All the women in the world tend to want to suck TFB's dick.

4. TFB is hotter than you and probably could steal your wife.

by Latinx123 February 17, 2008

TFB

it's what you say to whiny little brats who don't get there way
it stands for too fucking bad

kid: waaaah waaah! i'm an annoying little brat!! gimme ice cream!
me: we don't have any ice cream, this is an office supply store.
kid: waah, i really wanted ice cream tho!
me: TFB my man....

by spanky July 10, 2003

TFB

Two fat bitches

1. what a TFB.

by please i love you November 30, 2016

tfb

trust fund baby, a girl or boy who gets all their money from their parents

person 1:bruh @paige_beuning on tiktok is such a tfb.
person 2: omg i know, everything is handed to her

by mypussymyvoice May 6, 2020

TFB

Thirsty Fat Bastard - The bloke who won't play golf without carts and eskies full of beer.

Me: "Jeremy, are you playing golf on Sunday?"
Jeremy: "Only if we have carts and eskies."
Me: "You're such a TFB."
Jeremy: "I agree. Now piss off my sausage rolls are getting cold."

by Bladderpipe December 6, 2021

TFB

Tickety Fuckin' Boo - Similar to tickety-boo but with more emphasis.

We proper fucked the system, but me mate John fixed 'er up. It's all TFB (tickey fuckin' boo) now.

by yourmomisnice May 5, 2012

TFB

Too F'n Bad.

It's succinct and anonymous enough to be used in office
correspondence. I used it today in a letter to a lawyer,
because it fit and it was good shorthand too.

The other party in this legal matter is whining because
they entered into an agreement by consent and now they
don't like living with their own terms. TFB.

by PickyWriter June 25, 2007