A Dutch Tuxedo is a self induced condition in which you have farted in a coat, jump suit, snow suit, etc you are currently wearing. Your fart gets trapped and has only one place to escape: the neck opening. The fart is released directly into your own face.
You: Dude i just ripped one and it shot out the neck hole of my coat directly in my face!! Sick!!
Me: Nice Dutch Tuxedo you got there!!
Me: Nice Dutch Tuxedo you got there!!
by EazyNutz August 29, 2010
Get the Dutch Tuxedo mug.A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.
Ahh, yeah... nice guido tuxedo, man. Please tell me you're on your way to the gym or breakdancing lessons or something.
by Sloppy July 12, 2004
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Khaki pants and blue blazer over either a light blue or white dress shirt. Most commonly offset with a red or yellow tie.
You could easily tell we were in Scranton by the plethora of Scranton Tuxedos around the court house.
by NEPA Native April 2, 2011
Get the Scranton Tuxedo mug.Something or someone of inferior quality masquerading as high class. Donald Trump in the embodiment of a 'Turd in a Tuxedo."
by LaughingAloud October 13, 2019
Get the Turd in a Tuxedo mug.Jeans and a black fleece (REI or North Face) - wearable at any time of year and to pretty much any place in Seattle.
by LeoS December 14, 2012
Get the Seattle tuxedo mug.Today it refers to any outfit consisting of a denim jacket, with denim jeans. Originating in the 1950s, crooner Bing Crosby was nearly rejected from an upscale hotel in Vancouver, BC (Canada) because he had been wearing an all-denim outfit. Levis heard of this and sent him a special-made all denim tuxedo.
by Demacsspider April 3, 2015
Get the Canadian Tuxedo mug.Khakis, shirt, and tie, but no jacket. It's what guys from the Midwest think is "dressing up," but fail to realize they look like Mormons.
by MG22 November 2, 2015
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